Wednesday, August 15, 2007

Police Blotter

(Thursday, August 17, 2006)

Cuts and scrapes, unoccupied. Back up, a roving perimeter. Transported on charges of being a bio-hazard. Approximately. A building. No one unoccupied, no one was present. No one, per se. She wanted information, a tightness in the chest. She wanted information, jumping onto the highway. She knew better than trespassing. She knew he was stolen. He admitted he had been running. Weaving. Unoccupied. He admitted he was stolen. She knew he was. Revealed.

(Thursday, August 24)

Witnesses say he was happy. He said he had just defrosted. The glass broke off-road. Through the frog pond, into a building, in the road: anyone with information didn't want to go. The other guy had fired him. Anyone with information continued with an ax handle. At the time, the window was happy. He sat up and told her he was a Neanderthal man.

(Thursday, August 31 )

After a lengthy investigation, the scene took off. The truck was stopped, the witness intervened. Open wine sacks, no domestic charges. When the party, when the couple, when the suspect, smoking a cigarette behind a nearby fence; when the suspect had been ordered to leave. An extremely intoxicated man would not let go of his bongo drum.A white man in a bathrobe standing on his deck refusing to leave.

(Thursday, September 7)

Failure, at this point it appears, missing a blue robe. Difficult terrain in the melee, identity to claim it. Evidence was collected, there were weapons drawn. Anyone missing could lead to notification. Anyone missing is still open.

(Thursday, September 14)

The suspect was sorry.

He had finished most of his plate before he was arrested.

(Thursday, September 21)

Comma. There is no foul play. Comma. He left a note. Comma. The biter was arrested. Comma. That's when the suspect was bitten. Three counts. Two counts. Harassment, comma, trespassing. That's when he asked if he could take pictures of her naked.

(Thursday, September 28)

A nonexistent crime scene, no information.

(Thursday, October 5)

It did not stop. It had been cancelled. Someone picked up the summons. It did not stop. Westbound, couldn't find a good way to do it. Police arrived unregistered. Police arrived transported. It did not stop.

(Thursday, October 26)

The car drove into the woods. The driver's mother, the van, the warrant, the double yellow line. The man did not have a driver's license. The driver ran into the creek.

(Thursday, November 2)

He had too much to drink, he said, he was going home. Slurred speech, unsteady. He wouldn't take any tests because his life would be ruined. Unsteady. He refused to do roadside maneuvers. His license was revoked. His life would be ruined. He was surprised.

He was revoked. His life was ruined.

(Thursday, November 9)

He found a blue glass marble on the sidewalk. Thud. He calls it expensive. Thud. A group of people came over to party and left. A white husky/wolf mix, an animal, a fist, belligerent. He then lunged forward and saw a pile of blankets that began to move. Thud. He saw her fall backward but didn't know why. There were two holes in the back window and there were two blue marbles in the bed.